(Source: yungterra)

a-storm-for-every-spring:

creamy-fraiche:

Me with no money: I want everything
Me with money: what the fuck do I buy

Me three days later: wtf did I spend all my money on why is it gone

(Source: im-a-walking-paradox)

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

Hiccup + Toothless requested by nightefury

(Source: hiccxps)

trinandtonic:

blastortoise:

white people: mike brown robbed that store!

Lawyer: no he didn’t

Store owners: nope

Eye witnesses: nah

white people:

white people: MIKE BROWN ROBBED THAT STORE

people who are paying attention: hey hey did you know that robbing a store is not actually grounds for an extrajudicial execution anyway

(Source: blastortoise-chan)

thecursedknight:

coffeeandcockatiels:

Yes ok here’s what I’m working on.

Not sorry.

Never sorry.

You need to teach me how to art please I beg of you your style is the most beautiful I have ever seen (not trying to be creepy but dear god it is SO good)

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason
flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

bossanovabyss:

neropunk:

CALM THE FUCK DOWN ASH

NO, HIS HAT IS BACKWARDS.

YOU KNOW THAT MEANS THIS SHIT IS SERIOUS.

(Source: i-am-entei)

(Source: humorstop)